How long has it been... since anything has happened?  Damned if I know; it's just been one looooooong week or however long it's been.  When the love of your life is in constant pain and you don't know what the fuck it is the world just stops.  All I know is when I got the news I had hard stubble this close to being qualified as a beard and very little memory of certain things from the lack of sleep. 

So here it is: Kida had an appendicitis.  ... An appendicitis.  A... motherFUCKING appendicitis!!  Those doctors spend how many days testing a lump and it turns out to be something that coulda been removed the first day?  The first fucking afternoon?!  Neither of us got any decent amount of sleep in the days we were in there; we should sue them for the mental stress! ... Deep breathes... OK... I'm still pissed off, but I'm calm again.  I'll just take a good swing at the punching bag later.

Thinking a little more clearly I guess the doctors were confused and had reason for concern over a lump in her stomach; according to Kida Aquians don't even HAVE appendixes.  She must've got that from Theo, being a halfie. *rolls eyes* Could probably also explain how it didn't burst or something, I don't know. -_-  Why do we even have appendixes when they don't even DO anything?  Like tonsils.  You remove them and your voice changes.  I had puberty to thank for that.

Anyway, Kida and I are home, thanks for your concerns and prayers, they were a help in one way or another.  Kida's doing fine now, pretty much back to her mellow, torturing happy self.  We just need a couple more days to catch up on our sleep so we won't look/act like zombies and it's like nothing ever happened.

... ... ... Well, except for one thing... Does anyone want to make $5,000 for cleaning out our refridgerator?