Hello, fellow NSKers! 
'Sup?
Wow, this place is dusty!  When was the last time it was used?!
... Not a clue.
Thanksgiving, maybe?  >_> Eh...
It's not my fault; I'm already swamped with school and Lynxblade!
Hey, it's not my fault either!  I've got the movie thing going on here. 
*Both look at Sky*
... YOU guys try having your natural mother come out of the blue and see how scatter-brained your life becomes.
Not like my mom's gonna show up anytime soon... not unless it's as a 22-year-old corpse.
... Thank you, Toni, I've just lost my appetite.  *slides his sandwich aside.*
My pleasure, Red. *takes the sandwich and munches*
Anyway... it's been a while, so we thought we'd introduce a group shot, kind of a "What-If" thing.
It's the end of the world as we know it!
In a Hollywood kind of way, anyway.
How did we decide this "End of the World" thing was caused by?
Meteor!
Zombies!
I thought we were going with the "Tremors" theory?  Let the audience decide for themselves.
Well, that's what we're deciding.
Yeah. ^_^
*shrugs* Alright.  Anyway, we brought Cameron and Kida into the picture.
How's Cam doing, anyway?
He's better... he had kind of a bad reaction to the scar make-up.
Yeah, and I bet his arm's sore from being tied behind his back for 5 hours, too.
He woke up yelling from the cramps.
*smirks* I remember when he talked in his sleep.
WHAT?
... Uh, moving along here it is!  http://katneysk.deviantart.com/art/NSK-Apocalypse-114695032
It came out pretty good.
Hmm, are you sure you and Cam are suppose to be "Together" in this, Sky?
Of course!  We're still wearing our wedding rings.
Yeah, but the way you're looking at Red and holding his paw... it just seems kinda... suggestive. 
Well, it's not.  And I wouldn't be doing that in front of Cameron AND Kida.
Yeah, Cam would beat me into a bloody pulp and then make my fur into a rug.
And Kida and I would get into a big katfight.
... *licks her lips* I would pay good money to watch that.
You'd be too busy being all googily-eyed at that baby you're holding.  Who's the father anyway?
Not a clue. *shrugs*
C'mon, there HAS to be a theory!  That guy you've been dating?
That baby was pretty much full-bred tiger.
Maybe you were raped.
WHAT?!
I suppose it's a pausibility.  Maybe the end of the world was eminent, and some tiger panicked about dying a virgin, so he pulled you aside and...
... Well, I suppose... but you guys would've had to talk me into keeping it if that was the case!
Hey, the population's dwindling; need all the babies we can get.  Which is why Kida and Sky were pregnant in this.
That pregnancy pad was heavy.
Not as heavy as Kida's, but you both looked great pregnant. 
Thanks, Crash... but don't think we're getting ideas yet.
Yeah, I'm finally getting curves back from that baby.
Heh, Toni, you didn't really HAVE that baby, y'know.  ... And was it nessecary to remove the whole top half of your dress?  You just had to move the cloth.
Hey, it seemed more natural that way, what can I say?
... Well, you can say why you don't have any nipplage.
*blushes* CRASH!ckles
*blushes* I'm just curious! 
... Guess my boob was especially furry. *shrugs*
I gotta say, you look really cute with longer hair.  Were the extentions hard to put on?
More of a pain getting out, really.
I wonder what kind of rain that is...
I'm betting acid.
Me too.
Well, I guess that's all for now.
We're done already?
Well, I guess we didn't have much of a conflict this time like the last few times.
What were those again?
Well, there was something about showing that tape of you and Sid--
YOU MEAN STILL HAVE THAT TAPE?!
Bad call.
Eh-heh...
GIMME THAT TAPE!! *tackles!*
ACK! *katfight!!*
... OK, folks, I'm gonna grab some beer and some chips so Cam and I can enjoy this katfight.  In the meantime, this is not something for humans to read.  For SKy and Toni, this is Crash.  Thank you and good night. *logs off*