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Hello, fellow NSKers!
'Sup?
Wow, this place is dusty! When was the last time it was used?!
... Not a clue.
Thanksgiving, maybe? >_> Eh...
It's not my fault; I'm already swamped with school and Lynxblade!
Hey, it's not my fault either! I've got the movie thing going on here.
*Both look at Sky*
... YOU guys try having your natural mother come out of the blue and see how scatter-brained your life becomes.
Not like my mom's gonna show up anytime soon... not unless it's as a 22-year-old corpse.
... Thank you, Toni, I've just lost my appetite. *slides his sandwich aside.*
My pleasure, Red. *takes the sandwich and munches*
Anyway... it's been a while, so we thought we'd introduce a group shot, kind of a "What-If" thing.
It's the end of the world as we know it!
In a Hollywood kind of way, anyway.
How did we decide this "End of the World" thing was caused by?
Meteor!
Zombies!
I thought we were going with the "Tremors" theory? Let the audience decide for themselves.
Well, that's what we're deciding.
Yeah. ^_^
*shrugs* Alright. Anyway, we brought Cameron and Kida into the picture.
How's Cam doing, anyway?
He's better... he had kind of a bad reaction to the scar make-up.
Yeah, and I bet his arm's sore from being tied behind his back for 5 hours, too.
He woke up yelling from the cramps.
*smirks* I remember when he talked in his sleep.
WHAT?
... Uh, moving along here it is! http://katneysk.deviantart.com/art/NSK-A
It came out pretty good.
Hmm, are you sure you and Cam are suppose to be "Together" in this, Sky?
Of course! We're still wearing our wedding rings.
Yeah, but the way you're looking at Red and holding his paw... it just seems kinda... suggestive.
Well, it's not. And I wouldn't be doing that in front of Cameron AND Kida.
Yeah, Cam would beat me into a bloody pulp and then make my fur into a rug.
And Kida and I would get into a big katfight.
... *licks her lips* I would pay good money to watch that.
You'd be too busy being all googily-eyed at that baby you're holding. Who's the father anyway?
Not a clue. *shrugs*
C'mon, there HAS to be a theory! That guy you've been dating?
That baby was pretty much full-bred tiger.
Maybe you were raped.
WHAT?!
I suppose it's a pausibility. Maybe the end of the world was eminent, and some tiger panicked about dying a virgin, so he pulled you aside and...
... Well, I suppose... but you guys would've had to talk me into keeping it if that was the case!
Hey, the population's dwindling; need all the babies we can get. Which is why Kida and Sky were pregnant in this.
That pregnancy pad was heavy.
Not as heavy as Kida's, but you both looked great pregnant.
Thanks, Crash... but don't think we're getting ideas yet.
Yeah, I'm finally getting curves back from that baby.
Heh, Toni, you didn't really HAVE that baby, y'know. ... And was it nessecary to remove the whole top half of your dress? You just had to move the cloth.
Hey, it seemed more natural that way, what can I say?
... Well, you can say why you don't have any nipplage.
*blushes* CRASH!ckles
*blushes* I'm just curious!
... Guess my boob was especially furry. *shrugs*
I gotta say, you look really cute with longer hair. Were the extentions hard to put on?
More of a pain getting out, really.
I wonder what kind of rain that is...
I'm betting acid.
Me too.
Well, I guess that's all for now.
We're done already?
Well, I guess we didn't have much of a conflict this time like the last few times.
What were those again?
Well, there was something about showing that tape of you and Sid--
YOU MEAN STILL HAVE THAT TAPE?!
Bad call.
Eh-heh...
GIMME THAT TAPE!! *tackles!*
ACK! *katfight!!*
... OK, folks, I'm gonna grab some beer and some chips so Cam and I can enjoy this katfight. In the meantime, this is not something for humans to read. For SKy and Toni, this is Crash. Thank you and good night. *logs off*
Heeey, we're in another group entry! ~Trick or treat, smell my feet, gimme something good to eat~--
Toni, stop right there; that's copyrighted!
Really?
... Probably not, but I just didn't want you to sing it.
Aww, c'mon, what's Halloween without that song?
It's not Halloween yet, so don't even start it.
Don't be so boring, Red. C'mon, let's get started! Welcome to NSK Starz's third group entry! I'll be your host, Toni Blake, AKA Stripes of Lynxblade! ^^
Are you really plugging your band right here? What would you do if I plugged my next movie Three Count coming out next summer?
I don't know about Toni, but I'd say it's too late because you just did.
... $#@%
You guys'll have to forgive Crash; he's a little testy from the lack of sleep, what with Kida's being sick and everything.
Right, so let's change the subject! ^_^ We're all going to a Halloween party and we're gonna show off our costumes!
I, by the way, am going against my will. Halloween is also Kida's birthday and I'd rather be with her.
You're going because you're probably getting on Kida's nerves by being near her 24/7. We're doing you a favor, Red.
I'm sorry, Crash, but I agree with Toni for once. Being away one night from Kida will do you some good.
One night... the Titanic sank in one night. The Heindenburg blew up in one night...
... OK! I'll start us off. This year for Halloween I've decided to not mess with wigs and hair dyes... so I'm going as a character who has the same hairstyle; the vintage super-hero, Bengali of Thundercats fame! http://fc42.deviantart.com/fs37/f/2008/2
... Who?
... Who's Bengali?
... Are you two frakking serious? He was one of the new Thundercats who showed up in the second season.
That doesn't help, considering the first season was, what, 65 episodes long or something?
I only really watched the show as a kitten... I didn't pay attention to the story; just the colors.
... *grumble* He's a legitimate character; that's all there is to it. $#@%
Yeah, whatever.
That... sorta explains why you're wearing white body paint.
... Well, this is expensive stuff, Sky...
Then why not get a bodysuit?
... Next costume... *grumble grumble prophanity grumble*
Guess I'll go next. I really didn't want to go in a costume that required me to smile, so I picked something that was still badass. So I'll be going as the Dark Knight, Batman. http://fc66.deviantart.com/fs37/f/2008/2
... HAHAHAHAHA! Hey Red where are your ears?!
*frowns* They're tucked in there.
You don't even look like a KAT! You have that rabbit tail and--
BOB-TAIL, it is a BOB-TAIL, Stripes!
Whatever.
Fair warning, Crash; Cameron's going to go to the party as the Joker, so he's probably going to antaganize you all night with bad puns and gags.
... Super... and I already rented the costume...
Speaking of Super, my costume I picked kinda randomly, but it seems to work for me. I'm going as the Linda Danvers version of Supergirl. http://fc92.deviantart.com/fs37/f/2008/2
Why Linda Danvers?
Because she was a Earth-born Angel... and I, myself, am half-angel.
Yeah, but wasn't she an angel of fire or something?
Let's not go too deep into this for Cameron's sake, alright? You know he freaks out at the mention of fire.
Really? Coooool. >3
DON'T YOU DARE!
You can't taunt me with this information and not expect me to use it against him!
Toni, keep quiet or I'll show Kitt that video of you and Sid in you-know-who's bedroom!
Whose bedroom?
... ^^; Oh no one you know, Red, I promise! *glares at Sky* Where'd you get that tape?
^^ I'll never tell...
Gimme that tape! *tackle!*
ACK! *wrestle!*
... And I guess this is a good time to say goodnight. For Sky and Toni this is Crash. Happy hauntings. *logs off and calls Cam to watch the katfight*
- I am:
amused
Hello again, guys and gals! If you're reading this you must be either really bored or you value our friendship--
I think they find your journal entries really amusing is what it is, Toni.
And your journal entries--or rather ENTRY--put insomniacs to sleep.
Hey, guys, please, can we not fight? We agreed to a group entry to have fun, remember?
Eh, fun, make fun of, to-may-toe, ta-mah-toe.
Can we at least switch positions? I'm stuck in the middle of you two again.
It's not that bad, Crash; we're not gonna fight over it like in the last entry.
Right! So, let's take turns like we learned how to do in Kindygarden. :3
Alright, "teacher," what did you have in store for us today?
... HOROSCOPES.
... What?
C'mon, I mean it. Pretty-Boy Kijo and Reverse Romeo did it before! I got today's newspaper and we'll see if today's horoscopes had an impact on our day.
... OK, if it'll amuse you, read mine, Capricorn.
Hee hee. *fuses with the paper* Let us see what befalls young Capricorn--
Does it HAVE to be with a corny accent?
... Yeah. It's Capri-CORN, after all.
*Groan*
Moving on. *ahem* "Usually you're not reluctant to stand up for your rights if you feel you are getting the short end of the stick; yet that could be your tendency at this time. Get back in character."
... Soooo, what, was I suppose to do something I wasn't suppose to? I'm pretty sure I did right... I replaced the lugnut on my bike and it doesn't squeak anymore.
Why was it squeaking anyway? It was fine before we went on vacation and you left Toni to housesit--
OK! Read mine, Red! I'm a Cancer.
Don't put yourself down, Tiger. *smirk*
Ha-ha, I can never get enough of that joke, just like that Frosted Flakes crap. Grrrrrrrreat.
*giggle* C'mon, read it, Crash.
Alright... and I'll do it WITHOUT the accent.
Sure, if you wanna be BORING.
I have no problem being boring. *ahem* OK, Cancer, it says... "Before moving forward, don't hesitate to ask the hard questions of those whose business tactics are dubious. It's best not to take anything for granted."
... Don't I do that already?
Probably, but you're rather tactless.
What's your point?
... *takes the paper* I think I'll read my own horoscope. I'm a Leo--
You look like a persian to me.
... My father's name was Leo. No more horoscope puns, please.
You're the last one to ready anyway.
True. Leo says... "There is a strong possibility that you could be a bit more susceptible than usual to flattery, so be cognizant of anyone who might be aware of this; he or she may try to take advantage of you."
... Whaaaaaaat? What the hell does "cognizant" mean?!
I'm no dictionary.
*sigh* Basically it means "be aware that you're being kissed-up to and don't let them."
Good lesson... better than mine.
It's not a contest, Toni.
Well it should be. Hey, how 'bout we do this every night? We'll have lots of entries!
No frakkin' way.
It's like we're trying to get attention or something.
Aww, c'mon, Sky, no one thinks that!
... ... ...
Well, this might be a good time to say good night.
Can I try to do the personal ad thing now?
No, Toni, you can't. *logs off*
"I'm Crash--"
"And I'm your dream come true. <3 Rawr."
"Ahem, that's Toni."
"How's it going, kitts? ;3 I like kats who can cook, kinky accessories--"
"Ah Toni, TONI, this is not a personal ad, sweetie; it's a journal."
"I know... if it was I would've paid for it."
"Hey, girls, couldja give me some room? The keyboard's small and I can barely type!"
"I'm giving you plenty, Red--!"
"I don't have enough elbow-room; I'm afraid I'm gonna end up nudging something I shouldn't!"
"Guys, please!"
"OK, PLEASE give me some room! Ack! Now you cut that out, Toni!"
"Sorry, I just can't help myself. >3 You're so close..."
"Grr! OK, one at a time! Hey, Toni, c'mon, stop, gimme that--!"
"But I'm not done wi--!"
*SMACK*
*GRAB*
"Fill out your personal ad later--!"
"Guys, people are reading--!"
*SNATCH*
*GROPE*
"ACK!! TONI!!!"
"Sorry, Sky... y'know, you're firmer than you look. ^^;"
"*blush* Ju-ju-just... sit over there for a moment, would ya?"
"Jeez, OK... God, you're so uptight... *walks over*"
"Oh for the love of Toast..."
"... Anyway, as we were saying, welcome to the bubbly animated world of the NSK Starz... it's bubbly because A) we didn't want to upgrade into a paid account with the cooler themes, and B) Toni and I lost to Sky on the Rock-Paper-Scissors thing so she picked the theme, which is what she had when she had her own LJ."
"*zips back over* Eh, it's kinda cute, really. Better than her old theme with the pink kitten."
"I know better... blue's pretty neutral."
"I would've picked something red. *is smooshed between the two of them again*"
"Anyway, I finally talked these two into starting a journal, and currently we've only a few picture icons set up."
"Mmm, mine really shows off how hot I really am... too cool. :3"
"It also gives you bigger--"
"ANYWAY... we may just stick with it so no one gets more icons than they should. We picked Starz because... well, we basically are celebrities in our own rights. I'm an up-and-coming model--"
"I'm an actor whose first starring roll is a summer blockbuster--"
"And I am the MVP on my basketball team! ... Too bad it doesn't pay well."
"Well, you're new, Toni; you just have to work at it and you might find something. Maybe even a boyfriend... *mutter* or girlfriend."
"I prefer toms, THANK YOU."
"But I'm wondering why is it S-T-A-R-Z instead of S-T-A-R-S?"
"Because anything with 'Z' in the title means it's totally badass. :3"
"Eh, that's somewhat true. *shrugs*"
"... Well, this is going well. <_< So! Now that all my old journals are here, we can look forward to the new. :3"
"22 journals from the model... how are we suppose to compete with that?"
"Eh, we could start up a chatting thread. It's a good way to talk to someone who isn't there at the moment."
"That's what telephones are for."
"... Hmm, these LJ's have adult content locks, don't they? Hmm, maybe I can instruct people on one-handed --"
"AND we're out of time! Look forward to some new journal entries from all of us! Later!"
"But I wasn't finished!"
"Trust us, you are. *logs off*"
